After several unfortunate incidents of watching my friends dance while drunk, I offer this page as a lesson on why you shouldn't dance drunk... Scene 1: The Christmas Party

	Karac: "Hey guys, I'm not really drunk! Let's go play DDR!" Assorted others: "Yeah, good idea..."
	On arriving at the local DDR machine, Karac's feelings are destroyed... Matt is dancing with Karac's dance partner Jason... Matt is also drunk.
	Karac: "Move over, dude. I'll show you how it's done."
	And drunken dancing ensued. Note the concentration... the passion... the drunken boys dancing...
	Gabe: "S L A Y E R! They're dancing drunk!" Well... sorta...

Soon after this last picture was taken, Karac realized that he was, in fact, too drunk to dance, and had to give up.

Scene 2: The New Years Party

	Fast forward about two weeks... to New Years... Jason seems to have not learned his lesson, and is out on the dance floor yet again... Thor is not amused (though Brenna is!)
	But if you dance drunk, you too may end up dancing with a gay man!
	Or you may end up dancing near Seth, in drag! (Definitely not an entirely bad outcome!)
	But you may end up dancing with your roommate's girlfriend... which could have bad side effects...
	Karac: "I've learned my lesson! Just make it stop!!!!"

Fin.

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