The Cast:

• Snake, the Grease Monkey. Portrayed by Jerry
• Dreah, the Bounty Hunter. Portrayed by Em
• Jaeger, the Cat Person / Wanna-Be Jedi. Portrayed by Rob
• Travis, the Hayseed Jedi. Portrayed by Ian
• Chana, the Rebel Recruiter / Linguist. Portrayed by Dawn
• Jason, a.k.a. Galactic Pimp Daddy J. Portrayed by Dylan
• Vilana, the Gunner from Hell! Portrayed by Angela
• Frank, the Wheeling and Dealing Mechanic. Portrayed by John

The Story: The game began with only Snake and Dreah (and started previous to New Year’s Eve). To this point, our intrepid "heroes" (Snake and Dreah) had been searching for Lars Fahrfegnugen, a hunter from the planet Volkswagen, on whose head Jabba the Hutt had placed a sizable bounty. They tracked him down to Mutanda, a planet inhabited by a cat-like race. The cat people had already captured Lars, and in the process of getting his head, Dreah got caught by the cat people, where she met Jaeger (a native). When Snake met back up with Dreah, he was sent to get his ship so that he could take Dreah, Jaeger, and some other cat people back to Jabba the Hutt, where the cat people hoped to collect a portion of the bounty. And here the rest of the fun began...

Quotes from the Game:

"He’s gonna find a big Wookie woman."
-Em, on Dylan’s plans

"If they want to follow us all the way to Jabba’s hut..."
-Jerry, referring to some other members of the party

"He can speak Jabbaese!"
-Dawn, commenting on one of Trevor’s skills as ST

"I am so not telling that to the Hutt."
-Em, regarding the decrease of the amount promised for Lars’ head

Jason: "I haven’t gotten my Wookie yet. I won’t be satisfied until I get my Wookie."
-Dylan, perturbed by the delay in finding himself a Wookie

Jason: "Hey, if you guys get caught, where’d you get that from?"
Snake: "I dunno."
Jason: "That’s right."
-regarding the stolen crates of weapons that Jason had obtained for Snake and Dreah

"Get drunk, get a Wookie or two."
-Dylan again, on his favorite topic

"Cuz you know, if you get drunk, it could be a Wookie or it could be a shaggy droid."
-Dylan, reconsidering the intelligence of his original idea to get drunk and then look for a Wookie

Jason: "You give me a Wookie, I’ll pay you, too."
-Jason’s offer to Frank

"Can I put it on layaway?"
-Dylan’s response upon hearing the price of a Wookie

"Can the Wookie be my ho?"
-another Dylan comment

Jason: "Don’t chain the Wookie, I don’t want him to feel imprisoned."
-never mind the fact that he had just PAID MONEY for the Wookie!

"Oh my god, cats and dogs living together."
-Jerry’s realization that the ship would now be inhabited by three cat people and a Wookie

"Wookies come with them. They’re standard issue."
-Dawn, about leather bandoliers (like the one Chewbacca wore)

"Dude, you are not there. You so don’t know about it."
-Trevor to Dylan, on the latter’s near euphoria on hearing about an exotic pet store

"I’ve got male pattern baldness, leave me alone!"
-Rob’s vaguely IC remark about his character’s mange

Rob: "I can’t believe she’s having us bugged."
Dawn: "She’s having you debugged also."
-Regarding Dreah’s plans to have tracking devices implanted on the cat people, after having them deloused and otherwise cleaned up